You don’t know why you’re exhausted?

Every Tuesday I’m out of the house by 6 am for a 6:30 am pilates class and then in the office by 8:30 am. Yes, I shower before pilates. Yes after class I sit in my car for 15 minutes to change my clothes and put makeup on before I head to the office. Yes,...

Babe, I’m talking to you.

In college, way before I moved to the land of lizards, I had two geckos. One was a badass leopard gecko that had all these awesome hues of purple spots. She was chill, you could hold her, rub her belly and do all those geckoy things. I decided to get it a buddy. So I...

Why Now, Why Fucking Not

In three months, I turn 50. And it’s not that I’m scared about getting older, and menopause (we’ll certainly take a deep dive into that), it’s the mental mind fuck. Aside from every moment in my life where I feel like I’m constantly...