Babe, I’m talking to you.

In college, way before I moved to the land of lizards, I had two geckos. One was a badass leopard gecko that had all these awesome hues of purple spots. She was chill, you could hold her, rub her belly and do all those geckoy things. I decided to get it a buddy. So I...

When did we decide to turn against each other? 

I was so fucking pissed yesterday. I saw a TikTok of a young girl complaining about her forty-something-year-old boss. And then another girl stitched it, and then another girl, and then another girl. I was like what the fuck, they can’t be talking about me? Ok,...

Why Now, Why Fucking Not

In three months, I turn 50. And it’s not that I’m scared about getting older, and menopause (we’ll certainly take a deep dive into that), it’s the mental mind fuck. Aside from every moment in my life where I feel like I’m constantly...